It’s All About Me: The Author Bio

Author bios. Ugh. If there’s one thing in this world that I just might find more painful to write than pitches, it’s author bios. I don’t have a whole lot of writing credentials under my belt just yet, so writing an author bio feels like mixing up one part I-have-no-life with two parts I-have-no-experience. Add a dash of I’m-a-sarcastic-ne’er-do-well and we’re done!

Fiction writers are born liars. Truth is boring and we like to play god anyway. I think this is why I have such a hard time writing my author bios. I mean, I’d love to tell them that I’ve played golf on the moon and published 30 best sellers and that every Friday I get together with Terry Brooks and Brandon Sanderson and Dumbledore for peach schnaps and canasta. But… I probably shouldn’t. Author bios are not the places for our fiction. Which makes me pout.

I’ve written a few bios in my career so far, and each time I have stuck religiously to the truth. They’re not bad, but I don’t think they’re quite query quality just yet. Plus, they’re all a bit different. I don’t have a one-size-fits-all bio that I use. Every time I need one, I cook up a fresh batch to fit the situation.

For a short story being published in the upcoming Halloween issue of a horror-themed e-zine, Blood Moon Rising, I wrote the following:

Jill Marcotte is a freelance writer from Fairbanks Alaska. She participates in a local writing group and has writing buddies throughout the continent. Her favorite holiday is Halloween and she is, according to her husband, disturbingly fascinated by death.

For the acceptance of the Dearborn Scholarship to attend the Alaska Writers Guild Conference, I wrote the following (which was kind of a long author bio plus aspirations sort of thing):

Jill Marcotte moved to the Fairbanks area when she was fourteen and thought it was the end of the world. After narrowly surviving her first winter with all appendages intact, she learned to love the wildlife, the boggy woods, and the stars at midday. She currently lives in Fairbanks with her husband and two sons, who she religiously guards against frostbite and cabin fever. She enjoys volunteering in high school classes to share her love of writing, and has illustrated and coauthored many delightfully stupid tales with the throngs of preschoolers who regularly invade her home. In her personal writing, she explores many different genre of many different lengths, but her heart belongs to fantasy, and she hopes to publish a series of epic fantasy novels.

And for a sci-fi short story being published in the Winter 2013 issue of GlassFire Magazine, I wrote the following:

Jill Marcotte is a nerdy turd who lives in Squarebanks and eats lots of kale and junk ’cause she’s a hippie. Jill writes stuff ’cause she likes to, and she does stuff ’cause you ain’t her boss. Pretty much think of the awesomest coolest creativest awesomest thing you can possibly think of and multiply it by six- that’s Jill.

Okay, so that’s not actually what I sent them. I ended up producing a condensed mash-up of the two preceeding bios. But that monstrosity definitely clawed its way up out of the drafts pile before I ended up pressing send. What makes this so hard?

For fiction at least, an author bio will be the shortest part of your query to an agent or publisher, and little more than an afterthought tacked onto the end of a short story sent in for consideration at a magazine. It shouldn’t be the source of this much woe. The ideal bio will list interesting facts about the author, particularly as they qualify him or her to write this piece. For nonfiction writers, the bio is hugely important. I have been told that an author can leave it out of a fiction query altogether, but it’s better to have one if you have anything at all to say. So… I like to say a few things.

I mention my location in my bios. It doesn’t make me a better writer to live in a cabin in the woods outside of town, but Alaska is strangely exotic to the rest of the world. It grabs attention and gives a bit of my background.

Next, I list my involvement in the writing community. This shows that I’m an active writer- I’m a current member of a writing group, I have writing buds hither and yon, etc.

And finally, I put anything that might point to my being something of an expert. In the case of the first bio, it is to a horror themed magazine- thus I like Halloween and am interested in death. In the case of the second, I mention teaching and mentoring young writers. Teachers wouldn’t let me in their classrooms if I was an awful writer who didn’t know where to put her Oxford commas, right? I also mention that I write a lot and that I’m comfortable navigating through the varied seas of different genres and lengths. Granted, none of this makes me an expert, but they lend me weight.

If I had other writing credentials, I would put them here. Theoretically, each bio I write would have a little more to say about this. I’ve been published in multiple online magazines. I won a scholarship. I was an honorable mention in a writing competition. (Maybe that last one is too much of a stretch.) I could put these things in. And I probably ought to. But I’m kind of a weenie and I hate talking about myself. So I’m still working out how to say that gracefully. That said, as always, tips and ideas are welcome in the comments.

Jill Marcotte is a freelance writer and editor from Fairbanks Alaska.  She teaches writing to high school students throughout the state, and participates in writing groups locally and internationally.  She likes to explore many different genres of many different lengths, but her heart belongs to fantasy. And to Spiderman. Definitely Spiderman.

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4 thoughts on “It’s All About Me: The Author Bio

  1. I like how you can be humbly self-deprecating and still wave a laundry list of writing accomplishments at the same time. I love you too and hope to lay eyes on you again ‘ere too long my dear.

  2. Personally, I would say definitely include your publications and mentions. Then again, I may have spent too long in the research world where that’s all anyone gives a monkey’s about. That aside, really like the light hearted tone and definitely the mention of Alaska (you’re right, I’m totally enthralled as soon as I hear that word).

    • I also think I should include the publications and mentions, but I’m just not sure how to do it without it sounding completely awkward. sigh… Maybe I should hire a writer to write it for me, since I’m incapable of bragging about myself without making it sound like a joke, haha.

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