Toot-toodle-toooooot! Guess who’s one year old today? This blog! *throws confetti*
Fifty-five posts (fifty-six now!) later, here we are! To celebrate, and because birthdays make me nostalgic for the eighties and early nineties, please enjoy the following Choose-Your-Own-Adventure story!
The Hunt for the Birthday Cake
You’re a year old today! Happy birthday, baby!
But your mean mommy has hidden the birthday cake so you won’t get into it before the birthday party. But you, clever baby that you are, know better. It’s your birthday and so you have the inalienable right to eat as much cake as you want, whenever you want. When she slips away for a brief nap, your time has come.
The hunt is on.
If you choose to search the kitchen first, click here.
If you choose to search the dining room first, click here.
If you choose to search your parents’ bedroom first, click here.