Research

Research

Real Follow-Up Conversation
Me: “What are you talking about? That’s not me. I’ve only done… three of those things.”
Husband: “Okay.”
Me: “If it was me, she’d be getting thrown in the back of a car. And waterboarded. And slapped.”
Husband: “…”
Me: “Is it weird that I want to be arrested?”
Husband: “…”
Me: “I mean, I don’t want to commit any crimes or anything. I just want to be arrested. Like there was a mix-up or something.”
Husband: *leaves*
Me: So that’s weird?

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s